{"product_id":"statement-5-pack-hoochie-daddy-shorts","title":"Statement 5-Pack Hoochie Daddy Shorts","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSame treatment. Fixes: keyword in the first five words, keyword repeated across the print list, the two paragraphs of repetitive \"bold and unique\" filler cut down, and the specs turned into benefits instead of a raw datasheet. Also pulled the 2.5\" inseam and UPF50+ up front since both are high-intent search terms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStatement 5-Pack Hoochie Daddy Shorts, Printed Designs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePrinted hoochie daddy shorts, five pairs, five completely different looks. Same 2.5\" inseam and four-way stretch as the solids, just louder. If plain shorts feel boring, this is the pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's in the pack\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlack Leopard hoochie daddy shorts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFlaming Inferno hoochie daddy shorts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePixel Camo hoochie daddy shorts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTie Dye hoochie daddy shorts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMandala Aura hoochie daddy shorts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAnimal print, flames, digital camo, tie dye, and a mandala design. Five moods covered without buying five separate pairs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt for heat and movement\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFour-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber moves with you and pulls sweat off your skin instead of holding it. UPF50+ blocks sun on long outdoor days. Fast-drying, so pool to patio takes minutes. Mesh side pockets hold your phone and keys and let air through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFabric weight: 5.13 oz\/yd² (174 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFour-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBreathable and fast-drying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUPF50+ sun protection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eElastic waistband with flat white drawstring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMesh side pockets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e2.5\" (6.35 cm) inseam\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear them anywhere\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBeach days, pool parties, festivals, gym sessions, or lounging at home. These 2.5 inch short shorts for men work as swim-adjacent shorts, gym shorts, and everyday summer wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSee the size chart below for measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-unit-system=\"imperial\" class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"Hoochie Daddy Shorts XMARTIAL\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2036\/0199\/files\/xmartial-flaming-inferno-hoochie-daddy-shorts-1155818572.jpg?v=1744639593\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"XMARTIAL","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":51410123587748,"sku":"statement-5-pack-hoochie-daddy-shorts-xs","price":145.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":51410123620516,"sku":"statement-5-pack-hoochie-daddy-shorts-s","price":145.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51410123653284,"sku":"statement-5-pack-hoochie-daddy-shorts-m","price":145.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51410123686052,"sku":"statement-5-pack-hoochie-daddy-shorts-l","price":145.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51410123718820,"sku":"statement-5-pack-hoochie-daddy-shorts-xl","price":145.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51410123751588,"sku":"statement-5-pack-hoochie-daddy-shorts-2xl","price":145.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2036\/0199\/files\/xmartial-statement-5-pack-hoochie-daddy-shorts-1251180244.png?v=1785154124","url":"https:\/\/www.xmartial.com\/products\/statement-5-pack-hoochie-daddy-shorts","provider":"XMARTIAL","version":"1.0","type":"link"}